Quarante millénaires de culture - Chapitre 3511

Chapitre 3511: Sans titre

Seeing the serious expression on Jade’s face, Theresa turned serious, trop.

She was deep in thought.

"Logique. The pattern of a strong artificial intelligence’s relationship should be different from that of an ordinary human being. Even if it was an ordinary person, it would be impossible for them to fool our Liu Li. Par conséquent, I have to thoroughly understand this pattern in order to expose the deceit of the big pig, the Fist King.”

Theresa was pacing back and forth in the wine cellar. Elle réfléchit un instant, and her face collapsed again. “Jade, the plan you proposed is impractical. Should I go to the boxing champion and ask him how he fooled the girls?"

“Can’t I?"

Jade said solemnly, “The Fist King is a good friend of yours and has taught you a lot of magic. Why don’t you approach him as a friend and ask for more information before you attack him?"

"Bien sûr que non. It would’ve been fine if I had been patient all the way. Mais juste maintenant, I went to seek revenge from the Fist King in a rage. Maintenant, I went to ask him to be my friend as if nothing had happened, and I even asked him to teach me the secret arts to pursue girls. Wouldn’t it be weird? It would be a miracle if he told me!"

Theresa was distressed. "Ah, tout est de ma faute. I was too impulsive. If only I hadn’t been in such a hurry to flash the giant cannon just now.”

"C'est vrai."

Jade walked to Theresa’s back quietly. Her slender hands, which were made of liquid metal, reached the most comfortable temperature for human beings. She pressed Theresa’s temples softly like feathers and massaged her.

…

Theresa was used to the service of jade and moaned in pleasure.

« Ne te culpabilise pas. It’s not your fault but mine.”

Jade took the opportunity to move close to Theresa’s ear and said softly, "Je suis désolé, Capitaine. My bad ideas often fool you, but please believe me when I say that I did not do it on purpose. I did it out of the kindness of my heart. It was just a useless artificial intelligence that has been hibernating for too long and lost most of its core data. De temps en temps, it malfunctioned.”

Entendre ses mots, Theresa was somewhat embarrassed.

« Ne dis pas ça. Ce n'est pas grave. I’m an iron man who has seen too many storms to care about them.

Theresa waved her hands and suddenly thought of something. Her eyes bulged. "Attendre. Que viens-tu de dire? You are—”

“I’m a stupid, useless artificial intelligence who makes mistakes all the time,” Jade said, baissant la tête.

"Non, non, non. The beginning is not important. The last four words are the most important. Jade, you are also an artificial intelligence, just like the boxing champion!” Theresa jumped up in joy, as if she had discovered a blind spot.

There was confusion on Jade’s face. "Donc?"

"Par conséquent, you know a thing or two about the tricks that the boxing champion knows to fool girls, n'est-ce pas?"

Theresa patted Jade’s shoulder in excitement. "Bien, we’ve been searching high and low for you. We don’t need to sneak to the boxing champion at all. We can find you directly and find out everything.”

Jade hesitated. "Bien…"

“Stop this and that. Soyons francs!"

Theresa said, "Allez, Jade. Tell me all the ten thousand ways that artificial intelligence can fool girls!"

"Je ne sais pas."

Jade lowered her head and said somewhat unhappily, "Capitaine, please don’t confuse me with the boxing champion. He is an evil artificial intelligence, and I am a kind-hearted artificial intelligence despite my stupidity. Only the evil artificial intelligence will deceive girls. Our kind-hearted artificial intelligence will never resort to deception when it comes to love. We will be sincere, trop.

"Bien, Très bien, Très bien. C'est de ma faute. Can you not put on such a bitter expression? Our family’s good jade is ten thousand times better than the big pig trotter, the boxing champion.”

Theresa said, “Then you will tell me the details of your previous dating methods sincerely, ne veux-tu pas?"

“This is useless.”

Toujours, Jade shook her head. “The power of language is feeble. It’s just talk. There’s not much difference between us dating and human beings dating. It’s nothing more than eating, sending flowers, achats, etc. There are a lot of details that can only be understood but not conveyed.

"Outre, I’ve been hibernating for a long time, and I’ve lost a lot of emotional data. I can’t remember many advanced methods right now. I’m afraid that I can only recall them when I’m in a real relationship.

"Par conséquent, Je suis désolé, capitaine. je ne peux pas t'aider.

“Don’t—don’t be like this, Jade. My good Jade!"

It was not easy for Theresa to find a chance to counterattack. There was no way that she was going to give it up easily. She shook the jadeite’s hand like a rascal and said, “Just help me. Just help me. I know that you are the kindest and smartest artificial intelligence in the entire universe. You will definitely remember all the ways to pursue girls!

“As for the details that can only be understood but can’t be explained in words, droite, parler n'est pas cher. How about you try all the methods on me, Jade?"

Jade froze.

He seemed to be surprised by Theresa’s brilliant idea.

“How… can this be?"

Jade shook her head and said firmly, “I cannot deceive your feelings.”

"Absurdité. Our Liu Li is an ignorant little girl. The boxing champion took advantage of her ignorance. This is called deception.”

Theresa waved her little fists. “But you are so kind and honest, Jade. You’ve told me everything that you know. outre, it was me who asked you to perform it. How is it cheating? It’s consensual.

"Oui. I feel more and more that I’m a genius for coming up with such a brilliant idea.

"Tout d'abord, this kind of personal experience is definitely more powerful than words. It will help me better grasp the pattern of artificial intelligence dating.

"Deuxièmement, didn’t you lose a lot of emotional data? Cela n'a pas d'importance. I will help you find it. The boxing champion has 10,000 ways to fool girls. If we can figure out 10,000 d'eux ensemble, we will definitely be better than him.

"Troisièmement, et, surtout, Liu Li and I will have a common language! Vous voyez, when I go to Liu Li and tell him that I’m with an artificial intelligence, there will be a lot of topics that we can talk about. Après tout, we are the only two couples in the entire Pangu Universe in such a forbidden relationship, ne sommes-nous pas?

“While we were talking, I talked to Liu Li about the emotional deceptions of the artificial intelligence. She wouldn’t have thought that I was bluffing, and she wouldn’t have thought that I was trying to prove the Fist King’s evilness with your kindness. Liu Li would definitely have been rescued from the fire pit!

Jade listened quietly without commenting.

"Hey, dis quelquechose, allez-vous?” Theresa pouted.

“It sounds reasonable, but there is one small problem,” Jade said.

“What question?” Theresa blinked.

"Je ne veux pas,” Jade said calmly.

"Pourquoi? Jade, are you not willing to help me?” Theresa felt wronged.

“I am a kind artificial intelligence. je suis peut-être stupide, but I am also very stubborn. Peu importe ce que, I cannot lie to a human being, especially the feelings of my captain.

Jade said, "Outre, when our artificial intelligence is in a relationship, many of our moves are very lethal. I’m afraid that you might not be able to hold on and get hurt.

“I cannot deceive or hurt my captain. It is a rule written in my most fundamental logic. I cannot break it. Je suis désolé, Capitaine.

“Why are you so inflexible? I told you that it was not deception but consensual!"

Theresa was so anxious that she was stomping her feet. "Outre, do you not believe me at all? je suis Monsieur. Il, the king of cannons in the sea of stars. How many girls have I picked up? What kind of situation have I not seen? Why would I be scared of your tricks? Vous plaisantez j'espère?"

"Allez, Jade. I’ll let it go if you don’t bring it up today. But now that we’ve reached this point, you must try everything on me. Let’s see what methods the artificial intelligence has!"

Peu importe ce qu'elle a dit, Jade simply turned around and ignored her.

She was still baring her fangs and brandishing her claws. Jade simply packed up the wine glasses and bottles that were scattered on the ground and prepared to leave the wine cellar.

« Ne pars pas, Jade!"

Theresa was anxious. “Is it really impossible? Are you really not willing to help me at all?"

“I really can’t. I won’t break the vow.”

Jade was already walking to the door. She paused for a moment and said, "Sauf si, bien sûr, you command me as the captain to carry out the mission as if it were a battle mission of Jade. Battle commands are the highest commands that are above all rules.

"Droit, pourquoi n'y ai-je pas pensé?"

The drunk girl knocked her head hard and declared proudly with her hands on her hips, “I command you as the captain of Jade right now. Jade, stop dawdling and show me all your tricks to fool girls… Ah!"

Avant qu'il ne puisse finir sa phrase, il s'est excalmé.

But Jade retreated with unbelievable agility and picked up the slightly drunk Theresa again.

“Gulp.”

Jade took a sip of wine.

An affectionate smile appeared on his mature and intellectual face.

"Je ne sais vraiment pas quoi faire de toi, capitaine. Let’s begin then. The 1,352th move of the Artificial Intelligence’s romance.”

She took another sip of wine.

Mais il n'a pas.

The wine was as glamorous as a ruby when it touched her lips.

Theresa was somewhat panicked. Elle a bégayé, "Attendre. Why didn’t you start with the first move?"

“Because I personally prefer it, Capitaine."

With half a mouthful of wine in her mouth, Jade leaned close to Theresa’s burning earlobe and mumbled.