Cartas Clow Cardcaptor - Capítulo 60
“En ese caso, vamos! Let’s go find a way! We will also f*ck that so-called C-13 along the way!”
Fang Ran strode towards the door and became the first participant to push the door open to step out.
“Okey, hermano más joven! Vamos!”
The two buffoons strode out of the tea room and into the night of this strange city. They were about to experience three ‘exciting and thrilling’ noches!
“Eh! There is an Audi with the keys still in it!”
As soon as they walked out, Fang Ran sharply caught sight of an Audi with the key still inserted under the steering wheel. Perhaps the owner outside the scenario had parked it here.
“Hermano más joven, puedes manejar?”
Impetuous was curious. As soon as he asked about it, he saw Fang Ran waving his hand, completely not listening to him as he exclaimed loudly,
“Vamos!”
Diciendo esto, he took out the Silver Split Dragontooth, and immediately pierced through the car window, destrozándolo. He then opened the car door from the inside and confidently slid in. Resting his arm against the car window, chasqueó los dedos, looking extremely confident as he said,
“Entrar en el coche!”
Impetuous was at a loss for words.
Ling was also speechless.
‘Did this guy suddenly take the wrong medicine?’
“Uh… hehe, I just wanted to try saying that once!” Fang Ran explained embarrassedly.
‘It’s definitely not because Si A looked so handsome the previous time when he coolly melted the car lock with flames and hollered for me to get into the car that I wanted to try it!’
“Además…” Fang Ran touched the steering wheel excitedly and continued, “My mother has been urging me to get my driver’s license, so it’s perfect for me to practice now.”
De hecho, Fang Ran still had a small selfish motive that he did not mention. According to Fang Ran’s mother, she was worried that this idiot Fang Ran would not pass the driving test, so she planned to let Fang Ran attend the more expensive “sure-pass test”. Sin embargo, ahora mismo, Fang Ran was thinking that if he was able to develop proficient driving skills in the Night Battle, he would be able to enroll in a cheaper ordinary class. De ese modo, the money from the price difference…
‘Hehehe~’
‘Won’t it be wonderful~’
Impetuous and Ling were speechless as they looked at Fang Ran, who was a little abnormally excited at this moment. When he saw that the both of them had not gotten into the car, Fang Ran could not help but shout in exasperation,
“Oye! What do you guys mean by this! It’s not like I don’t know how…”
“Is it the brake or the accelerator that’s on the right side?!”
Impetuous cut in and shouted.
Don’t think that this problem is so simple that it’s stupid. De hecho, la mayoría de la gente, especialmente 80% of students who have not yet gone to driving school…
Do not know.
Por ejemplo, a certain someone…
“Oh…”
Fang Ran suddenly began sweating profusely, and the cogs in his head started turning rapidly,
‘People are generally accustomed to using their right leg, so something like the accelerator that people often step on, must be placed in a position that people are used to, asi que…’
“Accelerator.”
Fang Ran looked straight ahead, pretending that he knew the answer.
“Lo adivinaste, bien?”
“No.”
“...”
“...”
Meng Lang was doubtful. Luego, he calmly tricked him to sound him out,
“What about the clutch? Is it in the middle?”
“Clutch?”
Fang Ran was shocked for a second before looking down. He then sneered at Impetuous,
“Hermano mayor, no pierdas el tiempo. There are only two pedals under my feet. Have you ever driven a car? What clutch… You deliberately made that up to lie to me, bien?”
‘I have never driven a car?’
‘I lied to him?’
'I, who started driving a sports car around the city since I was a teenager…’
‘Am being accused by a newbie, who doesn’t even know that the clutch is under his feet, to have never driven a car.’
...
Impetuous was silent.
Luego, tomó un respiro profundo.
Por fin, rugió,
“You’d better f*cking hurry up and get out of the driver seat right now!”
“no lo haré!”
Fang Ran hugged the steering wheel tightly, negarse a dejar ir sin importar qué!
He perfectly showcased what it meant by ‘rather die than submit’!
Impetuous looked at the sky speechlessly, completely devoid of self-awareness as he thought,
‘Why did I have to meet such a pathetic idiot.’
Seeing Fang Ran looking like he was insisting on driving, Impetuous eventually had no choice but to get into the front passenger seat. En el momento en que se sentó, a sharp pain came from his thigh!
“Ah! It’s poking me to death!”
‘I forgot that this b*stard shattered the glass from this side.’
...
...
On a brightly lit street illuminated by orange lights, an Audi ‘galloped’ on the road like it had drunk alcohol.
It was so reckless and yet so carefree!
En este momento, two voices kept rising and falling one after the other in the car.
“Change gear! Change gear! Change gear!”
“Okey!”
“Clutch! Release the clutch a little! Release a little!”
“Bien bien!”
“The accelerator! Don’t keep stepping on the accelerator! Don’t step on it! ¿Estás tratando de matar a alguien?!”
“bien bien bien!”
“Girar! Joder! Girar! Are you trying to go up the tree!”
“Bien bien!”
“Turn it back! Turn it back! Don’t turn the steering wheel anymore! You almost fu*king charged onto the sidewalk!”
“bien bien bien!”
“Santo cielo! Don’t f*cking turn two rounds with the steering wheel! No! There’s a wall over there! Freno! Freno! Joder! Why are you stepping on the accelerator!”
Choque!
Con un fuerte estruendo, the black Audi slammed into a tree!
The front of the car was deformed, there was even smoke drifting out of it slowly, and the bumper was completely scrapped. Sin embargo, en ese momento, Impetuous was extremely grateful for the existence of the bumper. He genuinely felt that if he kept this up and continued sitting in Fang Ran’s car, it would not be enough even if he had a few more lives.
Impetuous genuinely felt that riding in the car of someone who did not even know that he could only turn the steering wheel by one and a half turns on either side, was just too deadly.
It was fine even if he kept stepping on the accelerator instead of the breaks, since there were no pedestrians in Night Battle scenarios anyway.
Suddenly releasing and then suddenly stepping hard on the clutch, he could still grit his teeth and endure it. It was at most just sitting on a bumpy ride.
Even if this idiot did not know how to change gears, Impetuous could help him change it.
'Sin embargo, please tell me… how do I deal with someone who doesn’t even know which direction his steering wheel is in right now. He held a steering wheel that had been turned one round to the right, while confidently saying that he had turned it back to the original position before crying out, ‘Why is this car still turning to the right?"!”
It was too fatal. Impetuous genuinely felt that this was too deadly.
The Audi’s engine died. Fang Ran was flustered as he looked in front, silently repeating every step that Impetuous had taught him.
“Step on the clutch, start the engine, accelerator… Uh, No, release the handbrake, Oh, the handbrake is released. Then I should… um…”
Fang Ran thought about it for a long time, and suddenly clapped his hands together as realization dawned on him.
“Así es! Pisar el acelerador!”
Luego, Fang Ran stepped on it, and stepped all the way to the end!
The Audi roared and continued slamming forward into the tree, pero no se movió.
“Eh?! Why didn’t it go backwards?”
Fang Ran looked beneath his feet in puzzlement. 'Es correcto, I should be stepping on the accelerator!’
Impetuous covered his eyes in despair, before repeating what he had said at the beginning with a groan,
“Change gear, change gear, change to reverse gear!”
“oh oh oh! Reverso! Reverso! Eh?! This thing won’t move! Joder, it broke from the collision!”
Fang Ran exclaimed as he pulled with all his might.
‘You’ve already f*cking released the clutch, how the hell can you change to reverse gear!’
Esta vez, even Ling could not hold it in any longer. The both of them could not take anymore and erupted in anger! No matter how much Fang Ran hugged the steering wheel, fue en vano!
“You’d better f*cking hurry up and move away from the steering wheel!”
After a violent bashing, Fang Ran clutched his nose and sat on the front passenger seat with an indignant expression, muttering under his breath in a displeased voice,
“Tsk! Not letting me drive!”
Ignoring a certain someone’s muttering like a broken record, Impetuous pretended not to hear anything and asked,
“A dónde vamos ahora?”
“Just go straight.”
Ling slowly floated in the air and said indifferently.
“Eh!? This doesn’t seem to be the way to the city center?”
Impetuous uttered in confusion. Even if he did not know which city this was, he still knew that they did not seem to be going to the city center when he saw the bustling CBD moving further away from them.
“Aren’t we going to kill that C-13? Según la descripción, that thing will obviously appear in crowded places, no es?”
Después de decir esto, Impetuous noticed that the Xiaomi 10400 mAh power bank floating in front of him seemed to lean slightly towards him. A esta vista, he sensed something familiar…
apareció detrás de Hu Bong y apuñaló al hombre desconocido justo en el pecho, you can actually come up with this with your IQ…’
ese tipo de sentimiento. Impetuous realized that what he had found out was exceptionally heartbreaking.
“When did I ask you to compete in killing that C-13?”
“Eh?!”
“Gah?!”
Both of them let out a surprised yelp that sounded like ducks!
“En ese caso, nosotros…” Fang Ran said in confusion.
“Hmph! Do you guys really think that you two E-grade good-for-nothings can snatch the target among a bunch of B and C-graders?!” Ling did not hesitate in crushing the confidence of the two noobs.
“Don’t get caught up in things beyond your abilities! Entonces, go straight to the suburbs and train your abilities!”
“Stay the hell away from the sight of C-13!”